Force Major League umps to hold post-game press conferences.
All tagged twins
Inside Schrödinger’s box, the 2021 Twins are both - and neither - buyers and sellers
The Twins’ 2021 season is but a thought experiment that illustrates a paradox of quantum superstition. It is also not that.
Free baseball sucks now
Beyond being a very dumb rule, placing a free runner on second is also very boring. An exemplar of how not to do something. The MLB truly is something else.
Super Mega Baseball World Series 2020!
It’s sports! It’s happening! The Twins are in the goddamn World Series!
Twins Fans, Rejoice
Calm down. 2019 was a great year to be a Twins fan.
I'm Homeless
The Twins are bad and, yes, I do feel bad.